Cow In My Driveway

04 Cow In My Driveway.mp3

well, school bell rings, i'm racin' out the door
gotta what i've been waitin' for
i wanna tall glass of milk and a stack of oreas
but there's somethin' in my driveway with a big slimy nose

there's a cow parked in my driveway
as plain as it can be
there's a cow parked in my driveway
would someone please help me


so i picked up my books and i picked up my jaw
ran into the house to tell mom what i saw
there's a not e on the fridge: outta milk, love mom
i've gone to the market and i won't be long

but there's a cow parked in my driveway
a thought just came to me
there's a cow parked in my driveway
maybe there's milk for free


so i called up billy and i called up sue:
there's a cow in my driveway and i don't know what to do
milk comes outta cows but i don't know where to start
cause there's too many handles and there's too many parts

there's a cow parked in my driveway
come on over and see
there's a cow parked in my driveway
would someone please help me


so we cranked on her tail and we patted her nose
we blew in her horns and we her tickled her toes
well, billy pushed this and susie pulled that
but all that happened was a big ker-splat

now there's a cowpie in my driveway
that's all she gave today
there's a cowpie in my driveway
that's all i have to say


Written by Larry Olson, David Lee Brown and James Hersch

(c) 1993 Dakota Road Music